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Things I've Learned - Pt. 1

Wednesday, February 14, 2007


1.) "An evening in the ER can really change your plans for the night."
Last night at dinner... Andrew somehow was able to push himself so hard away from the table that he fell backwards, chair and all, and slammed is little noggin against the floor with enough force to rattle the wine bottles on the rack. So... after a couple "direct" calls to some of the doctors in the ER (being an ER nurse defiantly has it's benefits) we were told, " it would be best if you came in... just to have him checked out." The ER had a 6 hour wait... just to be seen. Not for us. After a quick CT Scan of little buddies melon... a diagnosis of, "head harder than the floor" (technical terms here)... we were out in under 3 hours. I think his big curls cushioned the fall.

2.) "Any kind of habanero sauce that the only words that are in english are, "XXXXTRA HOT" and "Mayan Recipe".... it's safe to say... don't try it."
Don't ask how I know that. I'm just glad I wore deodorant today. I did not realize with a pea size drop I could turn an innocent can of "Chunky Beef Stew" into molten hot liquid magma. You ask, "did it burn your mouth...?"

.... it destroyed my mouth.

3.) "Hand Painting Art is pretty cool."
Check it out.

4.) "When you show your love and effection to your spouse every day of the year... there is no preasure to make it all up on Valentines Day."

# 365

Tuesday, February 06, 2007


When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, mmmmmmm, boy.

Jack Handy