I was having lunch the other day and I openned a yogurt. Underneath the lid it said, "please try again". Apparently they were having a contest that I was unaware of. I thought maybe I openned the yogurt wrong. Or maybe Yoplait was trying to inspire me. "Come on Brian, don't give up. 'Please try again' A message of inpiration from your friends at Yoplait. Fruit on the bottom, hope on top."
"Random Thoughts"
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it."
"People teach their dogs to sit. It's a trick. I've been sitting my whole life, and a dog has never looked at me as though he thought I was tricky."
"I have a friend who wanted to be an actor, but he never made it. He does live in a trailer. He got half way. So I guess he's an actor, but he's just never called to the set."
"I've played golf. I've never gotten a whole one but I did hit a guy once. Your suppose to yell, "FORE!!"..... but I was too busy mumbling, "there is no way it's gonna hit him."
"I like rice. Rice is great if your hungry and want two thousand of something."
"I can't get into flossing. I just can't. People who smoke tell me, 'you have no idea how hard it is to stop smoking.' Yes I do!! It's as hard as it is to start flossing. 'You seem jittery. Yeah, I'm about to floss."
"Sometimes I would like to be a rebellious McDonalds owner. Hamburgers....nope.... we got spaghetti."
Mitch Hedberg - Feb. 24th 1968 - March 30th 2005
"People teach their dogs to sit. It's a trick. I've been sitting my whole life, and a dog has never looked at me as though he thought I was tricky."
"I have a friend who wanted to be an actor, but he never made it. He does live in a trailer. He got half way. So I guess he's an actor, but he's just never called to the set."
"I've played golf. I've never gotten a whole one but I did hit a guy once. Your suppose to yell, "FORE!!"..... but I was too busy mumbling, "there is no way it's gonna hit him."
"I like rice. Rice is great if your hungry and want two thousand of something."
"I can't get into flossing. I just can't. People who smoke tell me, 'you have no idea how hard it is to stop smoking.' Yes I do!! It's as hard as it is to start flossing. 'You seem jittery. Yeah, I'm about to floss."
"Sometimes I would like to be a rebellious McDonalds owner. Hamburgers....nope.... we got spaghetti."
Mitch Hedberg - Feb. 24th 1968 - March 30th 2005
Get it. Got it? Good.
Thursday, July 14, 2005
Firefox 1.0.5..... Latest release...... Rediscover the web.
"Forbidden Fruit Creates Many Jams"
Wednesday, July 13, 2005
Ok... Cheesy.... but we have all seen them. Church marquis signs are everywhere. Every little country road you drive down there is always a little white church that has a "sign to drive by". (no pun intended) So here's your chance to put your thoughts on a church marquis. (I take no responsibility for text created on your sign.)
"Here's your sign"
"Here's your sign"
24th day of June
Tuesday, July 12, 2005
For those of you who might not have heard. Becky's grandfather, Charles Bamberg, was killed in a farm equipment accident Friday June 24th. Charles was 73 years old. Our continued thoughts and prayers are with the Bamberg family. It was an unfortunate accident but as my father-in-law stated at the funeral, "I know that if he was given the opportunity to come back... he wouldn't. He has met our God Almighty, face to face." That thought still rings in my mind. We mourn with hope and know that we will see him again.
I love you guys.
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